notquitephil:

invertedgender:

calling a man a “pig” is literally dehumanising how do some people not think there’s anything wrong with that how

Because chicks, fillies, birds and bitches never get dehumanised. Those vixens always get away with this kind of shit. Especially the heifers, they’re the worst. What cows.

(Source: toxicnebulae, via fluent-in-lesbianism)

apollojustlce:

*hires cr1tikal to be my wedding officiant*

what’s up everybody it’s cr1tikal, i now pronounce you husband and wife, lets do this shit

(via theredthreadofdeath)

zachafalse:

ejacutastic:

zygodactylous:

wat-ermellow:

zygodactylous:

in my doctors office there is a giraffe with the pringles guy’s head??????????? what??????

is that a cup wearing pants

yes 

is that majoRAS MASK IN THE MIRROR

IT KEEPS GETTING WORSE

zachafalse:

ejacutastic:

zygodactylous:

wat-ermellow:

zygodactylous:

in my doctors office there is a giraffe with the pringles guy’s head??????????? what??????

is that a cup wearing pants

yes 

is that majoRAS MASK IN THE MIRROR

IT KEEPS GETTING WORSE

(via theredthreadofdeath)

  • baby: dd d dde..dd-da
  • dad: daddy? :)
  • baby: desu
  • dad: its a fucking weeb
dcwomenkickingass:

mikemaihack:

No one is more excited about Batgirl’s new costume than Kara.
Original available hereMore BGSG comics

LOVE THIS!

dcwomenkickingass:

mikemaihack:

No one is more excited about Batgirl’s new costume than Kara.

Original available here
More BGSG comics

LOVE THIS!

franciium:

lowwbloods:

lowwbloods:

lowwbloods:

according 2 tumblr all straight white males are evil
u kno whos straight and white? ur precious fucking sam and dean or bennydick cumbercube or fucking doctor when
theyre straight
theyre white
theyre males
are they all evil, too??? hmm???????????????

i lost like thirteen followers and i still will never regret this. 

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GUYS OH MY GOD

When people can’t handle the truth.

(Source: vitstrips, via theredthreadofdeath)

ekeziel:

mycroftholmies:

soupernatral:

THE SQUINT.

HIS NOSE

he’s like a kitten

ekeziel:

mycroftholmies:

soupernatral:

THE SQUINT.

HIS NOSE

he’s like a kitten

(Source: jaredpadaleck, via theredthreadofdeath)

howstuffworks:

isolated-animals:

mairelon:

el-hotel-bella-muerte:

insanityisallihavegoingforme:

meanwhileinpurgatory:

no-more-yielding-but-a-dream:

aconsultingblogger:

aidanturnerconfessions:

If you can show me a man that looks better than Richard Armitage in military uniform I will give you my first born

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I see your Tennant and raise you Hiddleston and Cumberbatch

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i see your hiddleston and cumberbatch and raise you ackles

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I acknowledge your Ackles and raise you Rogers

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BAM GERARD WAY

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Have a Sebastian Stan

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This might be the most Tumblr thread ever.

I love that it’s “I see your (real name) and raise you (real name)” and then you get to the Capt America still and it’s just “This is Steve Rogers.  He’s a hero. Chris Evans? Who the fuck is Chris Evans? This is Steve.”

(Source: majestickili)

strivingking:

When you’re feeling down and out, REAL friends be like

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(via thatlonelymarshmallow)

bellpepperprince:

snazziest:

awwww-cute:

She looked perfectly into the camera

she looked perfectly into eternity u mean


I think you mean purrfectly.

bellpepperprince:

snazziest:

awwww-cute:

She looked perfectly into the camera

she looked perfectly into eternity u mean

I think you mean purrfectly.

(via the-fabulous-killjoy-runaway)

nuclearvomitbabe:

distortnoise:

hekatiia:

stayuglystayangry:

for-an-anarchist-hyrule:

anirishginger:

can’t say i approve of those dreads, but i’m envious of that grim bag

white peopledreads:facepalm
Manx Sheep skull, high five!

seconded all-around

a) I don’t give two fucks what you think of my hairstyle; also you don’t know what you’re talking about;
b) It’s not a Manx sheep it’s a Jacob sheep get your fucking old world Ovidae straight you puerile little shits.

People who make cultural appropriation comments about white people with dreads are uneducated idiots. Saxons, Celts, Picts, Vikings and many other european cultures had dreadlocks centuries before rastafarian was invented. Not to mention several other races/cultures including native americans and egyptians also had dreadlocks. Plus im pretty sure no divine being came down and gave a copyright on dreadlocks or any other hairstyle to any specific group or race… also your hair looks amazing so who cares.

^ finally someone said it.

nuclearvomitbabe:

distortnoise:

hekatiia:

stayuglystayangry:

for-an-anarchist-hyrule:

anirishginger:

can’t say i approve of those dreads, but i’m envious of that grim bag

white peopledreads:facepalm

Manx Sheep skull, high five!

seconded all-around

a) I don’t give two fucks what you think of my hairstyle; also you don’t know what you’re talking about;

b) It’s not a Manx sheep it’s a Jacob sheep get your fucking old world Ovidae straight you puerile little shits.

People who make cultural appropriation comments about white people with dreads are uneducated idiots. Saxons, Celts, Picts, Vikings and many other european cultures had dreadlocks centuries before rastafarian was invented. Not to mention several other races/cultures including native americans and egyptians also had dreadlocks. Plus im pretty sure no divine being came down and gave a copyright on dreadlocks or any other hairstyle to any specific group or race… also your hair looks amazing so who cares.

^ finally someone said it.

(via theredthreadofdeath)

crockercrocs:

sir-laughsalot:

laughoutloudrightnow:

pizzaforpresident:

have you ever seen a chicken strip

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There are two kinds of people in this world.

(Source: coolator, via theredthreadofdeath)

tonrar:

awwww-cute:

Sore paws and tired legs. Rocky had to be carried over 3 miles back to the trailhead in Desolation Wilderness, CA

Cutest thing ever

tonrar:

awwww-cute:

Sore paws and tired legs. Rocky had to be carried over 3 miles back to the trailhead in Desolation Wilderness, CA

Cutest thing ever

(via fluent-in-lesbianism)

The trivia section of Captain America’s wiki has me in tears-

hjea:

jeremy-ruiner:

Super serious post about Steve and his extra capabilities—

  • Steve Rogers is shown to be worthy of carrying Mjolnir, is one of few people capable of accessing Iron Man’s armory, and is one of two foreigners entrusted with the Black Panther’s technology. Steve is also one of the very few people that Wolverine truly trusts.

And then-

  • Steve loves apple cake.

Steve.

(via rgersteve)

believersneverdie5:

FUCK YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

(Source: thatmovieguydoe, via captainmurrca)