My therapist just told me a joke.

professorfangirl:

timemachineyeah:

So this girl walks up to another girl and says “Hey, have you heard of the Bechdel Test?”

And the other girl says, “Yeah, my boyfriend was telling me about it the other day!”

SIT DOWN.

(via n7spectre-ginamoriarty)

asmilinggoddess:

asmilinggoddess:

dental hygiene tip: brush your teeth like you’re about to go and make out with natalie dormer

fun fact: i got the idea to make this post while i was at work. i then thought about kissing natalie dormer, got distracted, and walked into a shelf in front of like three people

(via c0sima-sasshaus)

the-white-burns:

ah yes, the most terrifying and aggressive dog ever: the pitbull

(Source: hordies4lyfe, via c0sima-sasshaus)

aminaabramovic:

Rihanna’s body confidence is so great also her lack of fucks she gives in just a general sense is v inspiring

(via c0sima-sasshaus)

sir-hobbes:

tumblr is just so whipped when it comes to natalie dormer

*intense drooling*

(Source: natallie-dormer, via fluent-in-lesbianism)

selflubricatinganus:

marvel idea: give black widow a female love interest. me. hire me to kiss scarlett johansson.

(via alisonmotherfuckinghendrix)

lolsomeone-actually:

wincheski:

of-gods-and-monsters:

#he looks so proud to have outsmarted hermione

#That one time Wizards used psychology instead of magic #And it was 200% effective

Out of context this is a really strange conversation

I just realized that as well

Especially seeing how pleased Harry looks with himself.

"I have spent day(s) of my life setting up this double entendre.

Worth it.”

(Source: pottergifs, via governed-by-sound-reason)

arogalahad:

tenebrica:

In “Mr. Brightside” the narrator never specifies whom he is jealous of.

Interesting.

(via governed-by-sound-reason)

kimchibae:

"dick is abundant and low value" i am screaming

(via funnymoneyretro)

hellstobetsy:

themaddestofthemad:

#don’t be fooled this is the saddest children’s movie ever made

I like how he’s the luckiest kid “in America”, like there’s some Candian asshole with two giant robots.

(via n7spectre-ginamoriarty)

aflowerthatbloomsinadversity:

dammit-jim-im-a-blog:

carolxdanvers:

the new assassin’s creed looks great

can’t be the new assassins creed, that’s a woman 

shots fired

(Source: pagets, via withsometeaandtoast)

lchry said: do you follow Denny's on tumblr?

dennys:

tacobell:

They wish.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

moskafleur:

gtaire:

r u ever scared to walk past a group of teenagers even though you are also a teenager

And you’re like

Ugh TEENAGERS I HATE THEM

(Source: emmaswaaan, via agentrodgers)

stunningpicture:

The days news, in one photo

stunningpicture:

The days news, in one photo

(via agentrodgers)

biologicalwarfarewell:

When Tatiana Maslany said she spent two days dancing to film the Season 2 finale, the interviewer said “So you’re never gonna dance again?” and Tatiana Maslany replied “Guilty feet have got no rhythm.”

(via withsometeaandtoast)